Innocent happy baby Trayvon was skipping while humming a merry tune along the road from the candy store with his Arizona Iced Tea™ and Skittles™ in prominent display, songbirds tweeting happy birdsong around his head.

Meanwhile, a horridly obese man emerged from the forest in full Klan regalia, waving goodbye to his fellow Tea-Party racist republican NRA members after another rally to promote rape culture against women and minorities. “Great meeting, you guys!” he shouted as he waved behind him. The man removed his Klan hood to reveal the hideous face of none other than George Zimmerman; his blond hair, pale white skin, and swastika tattoo in prominent display.

Suddenly, the evil tiny-dicked white NRA racist spotted innocent Trayvon playing with the happy animals in a scene reminiscent of Bambi. Enraged, the racist Zimmerman phoned the police. “BIPPITY BAPPITY YIPPITY YAPPITY YEAHAAWW TARNATION Y’ALL DE’RES A GODDAMN NIGGER IN THESE PARTS” he screeched at the operator while waving his Confederate flag. “I’M GONNA SHOOT ME A GODDAMN COON SKINNED NIGGER”

"No, please, don’t do that you racist!" the 911 operator cried! "I am giving you a legally binding directive not to leave your gas-guzzling global warming causing rapist car with confederate flag and Romney 2012 bumperstickers! Spare that sweet, innocent little boy!"

But the racist small dicked white NRA member Zimmerman had no mercy in his heart when he murdered poor baby toddler like jolly Trayvon with his tiny-dicked compensation assault pistol. Flashes of MLK Jr and a thousand slaves being whipped flashed through Trayvon’s mind to the chorus of angel choir as he ascended into heaven, while Zimmerman and the racist cracka-ass police danced around Trayvon’s corpse firing guns into the air like Yosemite Sam.

Knowing Zimmerman would need evidence in his favor for crimes they weren’t going to charge him for, the racist police helped Zimmerman fake head injuries to make his story convincing.

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samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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09.01.13

samandriel:

[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”

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09.01.13

ifearnofish:

KITTY

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cafespirit:

HAHAHAHA

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07.12.12

cafespirit:

HAHAHAHA

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blackstanlee:

fugrats:

why is there a painting of didi up there

you know why

blackstanlee:

fugrats:

why is there a painting of didi up there

you know why

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